1) Dragomir Hirlea
2) Perceval Rousseau
3) Niecphore Colville
4) Bastien Holtcombe
5) Ernest Lawley
6) Vivien Holtcombe
7) Julian Kaiser
8) Niles Christian
9) Donavan D'Aubigne
10) Jaques Devereux
11) Faustino Esparanza
12) Algernon Mauvais
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Oh, totally hot. In that "I want to watch you have sex with your brother" sort of way. XD;
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
If Algernon got Niles pregnant! Hahahaha YES. Algernon rapes Niles, Niles gets pregnant, Percy throws a fit, Dragomir goes into a rage and Niles has to stop him from killing Algernon... then they have an incestuous baby with hemophillia and eleven toes.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Err... no. Because Percy only loves Algernon and Vivien only loves his brother XD;; Besides, I think Vivien would just like to fuck things up to watch Percy like, scream and throw fits... or mess with Percy's head until Percy cried XD;;;
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
HA. HAHA. BOTH. Lawley/Donavan would be like... the funniest thing ever. I don't know how that could ever happen... but LAWLS. And Lawley/CreepMeister is even BETTER XDD
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
He would cry XD;;; Though Julian has walked in on sex and Percy and Algernon have been walked in on before... strangely, they haven't done it together. XD;; But Julian would be mortified and Algernon and Percy would either not notice or bad things would go down XD
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Err... We're going to pretend the order doesn't matter, because then it might actually make some sense. "CreepMeister's ghost is sad and lonely and finds Nicephore on the street. Mistaking him for a young Algernon, he takes him out places, pretending not to be a ghost. Nicephore, who likes to make people feel better, goes along with everything, but is annoyed when he doesn't get paid." XD;;; How's that?
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Aww, of course. That's like, their specialty, Dragomir and Niles. XD;;
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
"In which neither Julian nor Algernon is comforted"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Uhhh. Uhhhhhhh. I think Donavan got the whole deflowering Dragomir thing pretty covered, so...
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
HAHA. I TOTALLY WOULD. Not really XD;;; chiachiaamichan might write Lawley/Bastien, I suppose, but Percy on the top is just too much XD;;
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
"I LIKE LITTLE BOYS" Haha, jk, I don't know XD;;;
If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
I don't know. "I feel pretty"? XD;;; Because Niles never felt pretty until Dragomir told him so. XD;
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Uhhhhhh "CRACK"? idk idk.
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
AHAHA. Considering Percy is like TERRIFIED of CreepMeister, I don't know how much he'd want to flirt with him. Besides, Percy doesn't use pick up lines, he just bats his eyelashes and makes sultry faces. XD;;
What is 6's super-secret kink?
Uhhh perhaps that he LIKES TO SLEEP WITH HIS BROTHER?
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Hmm... JUST MAYBE. Though I guess at first he might have to be drunk if Faustino was still like 9 or something. XD;;; Since Donavan pretends to have morals when it comes to Faustino.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
HAHA. Nicephore should top Julian... but realistically speaking XD;;; Julian does.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
[WOAH. DRAGOMIR AND DONAVAN WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP KIND OF.] I would call this fic... "What if something really weird happened!!!" XD;;; And I bet yomimashou would read it... as well as omniomphalos and p5ych0sm1le... I suppose vink_sama and I would have to write it XD;;
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Well, Julian would be happy. XD;; Myself, not so much. Dragomir might leap out of the computer screen and keel me.
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
Totally Faustino. He could teach "Assassination 101" and "How to carry out a hit" XD;;;
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
IRL I might, because I like my mens womanly. XD;;;
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Hahaha. Algernon tells Niles to sit in his office and get assassinated, but unfortunately, it doesn't succeed. XD;;
What is, or would be, 9's favorite book?
A porno filled with little boys. No, really.
For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?
Totally Donavan. They can rape people together. XD;; Except chiachiaamichan would hate me for it XD
2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Algernon and Percy make lovey eyes at eachother and Julian is exceedingly uncomfortable. XD
3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
I... don't even know. XD;;; I don't think CreepMeister would have the heart to kill a cute little boy. XD:;;
If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would they get it back?
I think that would be like, if Dragomir walked out on Niles or something. In which case, Niles probably wouldn't even try. He'd kill himself 8D
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Uhh. "In which Algernon rules the country, Dragomir dies, and Niles finds true love in Julian"? Strange, those first two qualifications sound like the Alternate End XD;;;
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Perhaps "Perceval's brigade and Garnier's brigade team up and the Dragomir is forced to work alongside the Holtcombe twins"? XD;;; Oh wait, that was canon.
If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Hahahahahahaha. Probably not. I'd probably get really pissed at him really fast. Maybe I'd just fill him full of champagne and get him to recite poetry for me. XD
If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Hahaha. This is a really cruel question, considering Nicephore's line of work. I'd tell him "break free and be happy!" XD
Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (either in appearance or personality)?
Well, omniomphalos got him on the character quiz XDDD But, actually, now that he's matured a little, I kind of see it. A little bit.
If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Errr. idk. Probably Lawley, because he agrees with the rapage of Niles. XD;;; But then again, he also agrees with the torture of Niles, so.
What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Why is he the one always shouting things? XD;;; Something about little boys. [jk, probably something about the country, considering he DID go running into battle, if not on screen. XD]
1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Dragomir, because he's the only one who would be rude enough not to ask if the other people wanted it XD
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Raping his subordinate, perhaps? XD
What is 6's secret?
He... likes to fuck his brother? XD;;;;;
If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
I somehow see Donavan being like "whoever wins gets whatever they want!" and then running way faster than poor Faustino's little legs could carry him and saying "Okay, now I get to do whatever I want to you" and Faustino'd be like "|D;; Saw that coming." But he'd like it because he wuvs his Donavan.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Dear god, I'd have to protect either Niles or Julian XD;;; They'd probably ATTRACT criminals to us XD;;; NEITHER.
1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Uhhhhh Dragomir and Donavan would never team up XD; Sooooo yeah. XD And Donavan's the one with the secret criminal organization, so. XD;;; This question sucks XD
I ought to do work now.