And uhh. WATCHING IT IN HIGH QUALITY, I LOVE IT SO MUCH MORE. There's a lot of stuff you miss when you're watching the tiny picture in low quality streaming. For real.
Coz like. OMG GAY. I feel like the sole purpose of Dream Live First is like. Gay fanservice. Seriously.
For example. During the Golden Pair song in the first act, there's random parts where people run in and hit against the wall while Eiji and Oishi are off dancing. I mean, obviously that song is really gay with Golden Pair, but like, if you pay attention to who runs in together. First, it's Kawamura and Fuji. Next, it's Momo and Ryoma. Last, it's Kaidoh and Inui. THEY WERE SNEAKILY PAIRING OFF PEOPLE. IT'S TRUE. I KNOW WHO YOUR OTPS ARE, TENIMYU FRANCHISE!! I SEE WHAT U DID THAR!!!
Next, may I bring your attention to the photo section. We may graze over the fact that Fuji's cactus is strangely strongly phallic (I know it's bad of me to compare a cactus to a phallus, but like. IT IS. And Fuji's like "♥ I like my cactus!" XD;;;) and jump right to everyone's favourite PARFAIT SECTION. With the poor quality, I think I missed parts of the subtitles, so I shall give a (not so) dramatic reenactment here:
Inui: *shows picture of Eiji with giant parfait*
Eiji: *looks surprised and embarrassed*
Oishi: *also looks surprised and embarrassed*
Inui: *shows next picture of Eiji eating*
Fuji: How cute!
Inui: The third one is even MORE CUTE! *shows picture of Eiji with a spoon of parfait in his mouth*
Eiji: *fidgets and giggles at Oishi*
Oishi: Is this from... that time?
Inui: Oishi! What was "that time"?
Oishi: Oh, it's nothing!
Eiji: *puts finger to lips at Oishi* No, it's nothing!
Inui: ...whatever. THE FOURTH ONE! *shows picture of Eiji gazing lovingly at someone who is not in the photo* Kikumaru! Why are there two parfaits?
Eiji: *giggles and looks at Oishi*
Oishi *embarrasedly grins and turns away*
Fuji: *is awkwardly confused* [This part amuses me. OH GOD I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED!!]
Eiji: *puts finger to lips at Oishi*
Oishi: *grins and puts finger to lips as well*
Eiji: *acts embarrassed*
Inui: *stares* Well, next is Oishi. Yours... your eyes are particularly frightening. Look at this picture! *shows pictures of Oishi staring into fish tank*
Inui: Frightening. And the second! *shows picture of Oishi looking surprised at the fish tank* What did you discover, Oishi?
Oishi: *thinks* I think... on that day... in the tank... I found a small Eiji. [... what does this mean? XD;;;]
Eiji: *grins and giggles*
Kawamura: *looks at him confusedly* [I STILL NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED AND THE PARFAITS WERE NOT A HINT AT ALL]
Inui: I see, I see... And that would explain your facial expression in the third! This is it! *shows a picture of Oishi kissing the fish tank*
Oishi: *smiles embarrassedly*
Inui: What sort of relationship do you two have?! [ZOMG SO SURPRISED!]
Eiji: *covers face and giggles*
Oishi: You can't hide anything from Inui. [Or you guys are blatantly in love. That too.]
Inui: *nods authoritatively* I already have a good idea...
I know the musical franchise is pretty far removed from the intent of the original storyline, but COME ON. CANON. GAY. RIGHT THERE. And I'm squeeing so hard at 3 am like the ridiculous fangirl I am. XD;;;
Everyone, I bid you good night XD;;;