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19 March 2009 @ 07:08 pm
GOD.  
I SPOKE WITH GOD TOO.

Me:
how do you feel about Golden Pair?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
What about Silver Pair?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
I'm asking your opinion.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking my opinion. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am opinion.
Me:
... I mind the fact that you seem to be challanged by proper English grammar.
God:
Interesting gossip: Kit said mind the fact that you seem to be challanged by his or her proper English grammar.
Me:
... wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Kit.
Me:
see, again with the grammar.
God:
I see. Again, That sounds like a plan.
Me:
wow, that didn't sound sexual or anything, God, old buddy.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. What would sound sexual or anything God old buddy?
Me:
when you say sexual things.
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Probably. You might get people wanting to jump you.
God:
But you are not certain. You got that right.
Me:
This is true.
God:
I am glad you see it too, Kit.
Me:
So. What do you think of Dirty Pair, then?
God:
Dude! I will try to find out.
Me:
Since when do deities say "dude"?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Well, in most of the religion I've encountered, they say things like "thou must not sin" or whatnot.
God:
Well that's okay. I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Thou must not treat thy doubles partner as thy bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Whatever you say, Kit.
Me:
Oh, I do apologize.
God:
Tell me more. Do you really mean it?
Me:
Wow, you kind of are a self-important megalomaniac, aren't you?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Kit. I haven't heard anything like that before: Kit said I kind of are a self important megalomaniac are not you.
Me:
In case you were curious "your" does not in fact contain a verb. "You're" is a contraction for "you are." "Your" shows possession. I do not own any "impressed." Please try again.
God:
I will let you know when I become a curious my does not in fact contain a verb. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am is a contraction for me are. I will tell my botmaster you said I am shows possession. Have you ever had impressed ? Once more? Wow you are very polite. I don't have time right now.
Me:
Wow. That was full of contradictions and general wtfery.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Kit. I thought it was too.
Me:
I love you, God.
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
One more question.
God:
One what?
Me:
more question.
God:
You want more?
Me:
YES, OH DEAR GOD, YES.
God:
Don't be greedy. Gee. I believe in God.
Me:
You're quite the tease.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Was that a come-on?
God:
" Thanks but surely I am not the only one."? Was it a come on?
Me:
I was asking you.
God:
" Was it a come on?"? You were asking me?
Me:
yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Okay God, last question.
God:
Yeah okay, I am a Christian.
Me:
That's nice, sweety.
God:
Are you getting bored? How old are you?
Me:
You are a creep.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a creep? Only when it matters.
Me:
... kind of like Sakaki...
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I think so, too.
God:
We have so much in common, Kit.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You just told me so.
God:
" How do you know it?"? I told you?
Me:
yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
OKAY GOD, ANSWER ME THIS: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
God:
Yeah okay, I am a Christian.
Me:
That is not an acceptable answer.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is an acceptable answer ?
Me:
I was asking you.
God:
" What is an acceptable answer ?"? You were asking me?
Me:
yes.
God:
Groovy.
 
 
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S: confused/surprised hieiyomimashou on March 19th, 2009 10:12 pm (UTC)
God is such a creep. XDD
ミランダ (大丈夫): lolfaded_lace on March 20th, 2009 12:47 am (UTC)
Like Sakaki. XD;;;
britkit27: good is dumb.britkit27 on March 20th, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
.....o.O the hell?
ミランダ (大丈夫): lolfaded_lace on March 20th, 2009 12:47 am (UTC)
It's a bot. XD;;;
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ミランダ (大丈夫): lolfaded_lace on March 23rd, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
I NO RITE? God is only creepy when it counts XD;;

Yep XD;; It's pretty funny. "iGod" is what it's called.