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26 October 2013 @ 05:28 pm
[translation] Myojo December 2013: Sexy Boyz  
Another translation! bigbang_mint asked me to translate Jinguji, Reia, Genki, and Kishi's article from Myojo this month, and since I wanted to share Kishi's ridiculousness with the world anyway, I did! The four of them went and did barbecue together, and talked about Kishi's time in Osaka for Endless SHOCK and Jinguji, Genki, and Reia's shenanigans during Dream Boys Jet. :D If you're interested, take a look here!

We'll go higher than the autumn sky!!
With max energy, these Johnny's Juniors went to a special place to hang out! Now that September, which was full of stageplays, is over, these four, who were together for the first time in a month, had barbecue at a seaside area! In order to make up for lost time, they play a lot and talk a lot! ☆

Kishi Yuta Iwahashi GenkiJinguji YutaNakamura Reia

Daily life for Kishi, who gets lonely easily, for the one month that he lived in a hotel was…?

Jinguji: Kishi-kun, good work on the Osaka shows for "Endless SHOCK"~!

Iwahashi & Reia: Welcome back!

Kishi: I'm home!

Reia: Hey, did you get taller?

Kishi: Yup! About one meter taller.

Everyone: …………

Jinguji: …Anyway, how long did you go to Osaka, again?

Kishi: Come on, call me stupid!* (laugh)

Jinguji: Hyahya! (laugh)

Kishi: Come ooon~!

Iwahashi: We met up once during the "Odaiba Gasshuukoku" event, so I guess we haven't seen one another for about a month?

Reia: We were doing "DREAM BOYS JET," but the day of the last show (September 29th) was the same, huh~

Kishi: Good work, everyone!

Everyone: Good work!

Reia: During DoriBo,**Jinguji did something really weird!

Iwahashi: Yeah, yeah, for some reason he shaved both his legs and went out on stage… (laugh)

Jinguji: I was wearing long pants, so no one would know… isn't that situation sort of funny? Doing things with no meaning is essential to life, right!

Iwahashi: He tried to look all cool and dance showily, and he made a sexy face, but when you think, "this guy's legs are so smooth and silky right now," it's really strange and unpleasant~ (laugh)

Kishi: What the heck were you guys doing? (laugh)

Jinguji: Well, well ♪ Kishi, the last day of the show was your birthday, wasn't it?

Kishi: Yes! It was like fate that they aligned. During the curtain call, there was a celebration picture, and they even brought me a cake…

Iwahashi: That's so nice!

Reia: Yeah, when I was in Hawaii with Myojo, they celebrated my birthday, too, and I was really happy~

Jinguji: Even thought that time, they didn't even really do anything that exciting for your birthday. (laugh)

Reia: But since we crossed the international date line, we went back one day when we arrived in Hawaii, so I got to celebrate my birthday twice~ ♪

Kishi: Having everyone celebrate my birthday just made me somehow really happy. My 18th birthday was the best day ever!

Jinguji: Did you cry~? (cackle)

Kishi: I didn't cry. (suspiciously fast response)

Jinguji: Oh, really? Hmmmmm~?

Kishi: I-I said I didn't cry!

Iwahashi: But actually…?

Kishi: …ah… well! Okay, I cried!

Reia: Even thought it would have been better if you just said that from the start.

Iwahashi: I wanted to see the manly tears~ (laugh)

Kishi: Come oooon, guuuuuys, that's enough!

Jinguji: Hey, hey, by the way, what was it like to live in a hotel for a month?

Reia: Somehow since everyday life would be different from normal, every day being fresh seems fun! ♪

Kishi: Mhm. The room was pretty big, and since I had nothing to do, I would just aimlessly wander around the room~

Reia: Uh, is… is that okay? (laugh)

Iwahashi: Just like that time during the Hakata performance,*** you got lonely and called, didn't you.

Kishi: I didn't call!

Reia: You did! I was sitting right next to Genki at the moment that you called him.

Iwahashi: Even though I said, "I'm eating right now, so call back in 15 minutes, okay?" he called back about 2 seconds later. (laugh)

Kishi: It's because I was contacting you about an important matter! Like networking, or something.

Iwahashi: And what was that really important matter, again?

Kishi: Um, stuff like, "What are you up to right now?"

Reia: That's not an important matter at all! (laugh)

Iwahashi: In the end, you were just lonely, weren't you.

Kishi: It wasn't like that!

Jinguji: But wouldn't it be impossible for you to live in a hotel, Iwahashi? Earlier, during the tour✝, you crawled into my bed at dawn!

Iwahashi: That was because it was cold!! The air condition was on too much.

Jinguji: But it was actually because you were lonely ♥

Kishi: Don't criticize other people!

Jinguji: Well, I did give him an embrace without even hesitating.

Iwahashi: Come oooon~ Stop saying weird things like that all the time!

Reia: But, it really seems like Genki couldn't live in a hotel.

Iwahashi: Yeah, one whole month would probably be rough… Being in an unfamiliar setting, after one week I'd think I'd come down with a fever…

Kishi: You're really weak~! That definitely wouldn't work out. For me, I lived pretty comfortably. I ordered from room service and drank juice and ate shouyu ramen and stuff~ ♪

Jinguji: What an extravagant guy.

Kishi: Yeah, the juice and ramen were really expensive. When we were checking out, when they told me my bill, I was horrified…

Iwahashi: Ahaha! Imagining you standing at the front desk, with your face totally white and your eyes all huge and bugging out (laugh)

Kishi: Therefore, from now on, if you have to live in a hotel for a long period of time, my advice is to avoid drinking too much juice!

Jinguji: No one else would do that! (laugh)

Climbing a mountain, until we get sick of it, we'll enjoy autumn to the fullest~! ☆

Reia: When you say autumn, the first thing you think of is an autumn outing, right~

Kishi: No, no, for us, autumn is "the autumn we're grown tired of"! ✝✝

Iwahashi: Uh, what do you mean?

Kishi: We all set goals, and then accomplish all the fun things we thought of and play until we're sick of it, that sort of autumn!

Reia: Somehow he said it in a cool way, but in the end, the main point is still just playing!

Kishi: So? It's fine!

Iwahashi: Hmm, I played until I got tired of summer, so I want to spend autumn lazily.

Kishi: This playboy!

Iwahashi: Hey, hold on, don't say things that will cause misunderstandings! I just went to the beach and amusement parks normally, that's all.

Reia: Predictably, if you want to go out and have fun, an amusement park is good, right?

Jinguji: Well, I'm a hare-otoko, so it's fine for me, but Kish-kun is an ame-otoko.✝✝✝ I wonder which one would win~

Kishi: In the past, I went to play at an amusement part ten times, and all ten times it rained!

Iwahashi: Ahh, that's the worst~! I definitely don't want to go with you.

Kishi: Don't even worry about it. Whether it's a little rain or a huge typhoon, the sun will be shining in my heart ☆

Jinguji: No way, if it was a typhoon, they'd shut down all the attractions and I definitely wouldn't come.

Kishi: So- so mean! (cry)

Iwahashi: If we're going to do something, something outdoorsy seems good.

Kishi: Kick the can?

Reia: Let's play hide and seek!

Iwahashi: Is that outdoorsy?

Kishi: What about climbing a mountain?

Everyone: Oh, that's good!

Jinguji: Climbing to the summit without help and finally seeing the great scenery is my ideal!

Kishi: Yeah, yeah! Climbing without help to the peak, seeing the great view at the end, and then returning by helicopter!

Jinguji: That-- that's completely different! (laugh)

Reia: Would radio waves and stuff reach up there? Without a cell phone, wouldn't it be rough?

Jinguji: Here he is, the kid of modern times!

Reia: I want to climb Mount Everest! Let's all work out together.

Jinguji: Working out? No way~!

Reia: Jinguji gets worn out easily, you know~

Iwahashi: It seems like he'd climb for a while but then be like "I'm going to go back~"

Jinguji: Yup, the one who'd be tired from the start is definitely me. But even you guys who are saying that would definitely run out of energy partway.

Kishi: But even if we're broken down and worn out, we'll help one another. That's our bond.

Jinguji, Iwahashi, Reia: Who the heck are you? (laugh)

* Kishi wants Jinguji to be a tsukkomi to his boke, like in Japanese manzai comedy. Kishi was saying something stupid, and he wanted Jinguji to be the straight man and tell him he was being stupid.
** They apparently abbreviate "Dream Boys" as DoriBo XD;
*** I have no idea what this Hakata incident was… anyone have any ideas?
✝ I assume this was Sexy Zone's 2013 Tour, but I could be wrong.
✝✝ This is a play on words in Japanese, "akita aki," which sounds similar.
✝✝✝ hare-otoko (guy who causes sunshine) and ame-otoko (guy who causes rain) are pretty normal Japanese superstitious things to say. A lot of guys will say they're one of the other.
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: Sexy Zone//With You
S: Amu/Reia: >3>yomimashou on October 26th, 2013 05:01 am (UTC)
These guys are so ridiculous XDD Kishi is such an M. XD I want to know the story behind Jinchan's leg shaving so bad though! Reia clearly thought it was hilarious~

Kishi crying at his birthday celebration is really cute though |D And I feel his pain on being an ame-otoko |D;; And Reia saying Jinchan gets worn out easily is definitely the best part ahahaha XD
ミランダ (大丈夫): Reia: cutefaded_lace on October 26th, 2013 05:18 am (UTC)
They are |D;;; Kishi really is such an M. But he's also super cute |D;; I love that he gets lonely. So cute. And yeah |D;;; How did that even happen XD;;;

It's super cute. He really is like a big kid |D;; He's super adorable. And ahahah I know right? Reia, telling the world Jinchan's shortcomings in bed. |D;;
S: Amu/Reia: >3>yomimashou on October 26th, 2013 05:34 am (UTC)
Yeah, the part about him getting lonely was so cute XD (Fu says call me not them!!)

Yup~ His... coming shortcomings? |D;;;

(Need to update my icons, gdi)
ミランダ (大丈夫): Reia: cutefaded_lace on October 26th, 2013 06:04 am (UTC)
Maybe he did call Fu, but he wasn't there to talk about it. |D;;; If he only called Genki once, there's like 30 other days in the month. XD;

LOL. brb dying.

(I knooow it's no good. I can't delete any!)
hinode_no_yume: Wyuutahinode_no_yume on October 26th, 2013 06:06 am (UTC)
Whaaaaat. XD Thanks for this translation!

I was laughing so hard ;w; Kishi is so stupid. And so cute. I can't with him xD I would like to see him crying haha. He should be so cute ;_;
But well he's just too stupid with his hotel bill..... I just can say that: stupid guy ( even if I love him xD)

And the JiguIwa part omgggg Jingu tell us what happen between Genki and you more often xD *dying*

Well thanks again 0:D
ミランダ (大丈夫)faded_lace on October 26th, 2013 06:35 am (UTC)
You're welcome!

Haha, yeah, he really is XD;; He's like a 10 year old in the body of an 18 year old or something. |D;;; But it's cute that he cried.

Ahahaha they're so suspicious. |D;
☆miNt | ミント: Jrs ☆ reia wbigbang_mint on October 26th, 2013 10:04 am (UTC)
this is really cute |D
I like how they are like always bullying Kishi on the interview
and oh it's really nice that Reia got to celebrate his birthday twice ♥
thank you as always btw
ミランダ (大丈夫): Reia: love me?faded_lace on October 26th, 2013 10:09 am (UTC)
I know, Kishi was adorable. |D;;; He clearly likes it.

And yeah, that was cute. ♥

You're welcome!
☆miNt | ミント: Jrs ☆ reia hmbigbang_mint on October 26th, 2013 10:12 am (UTC)
btw didn't you notices about Jinguji talking about that lonely Genki
after they are talking about lonely Kishi (which is calling Genki and Reia said he was together with Genki) lol
i'm sure you know what i mean
ミランダ (大丈夫): Reia&Jinchan: ♥faded_lace on October 26th, 2013 10:17 am (UTC)
Hahaha yup. I was also amused by Reia saying that Jinguji "gets worn out easily." Lolol I guess he would know?
☆miNt | ミント: Jrs ☆ reia hmbigbang_mint on October 26th, 2013 10:26 am (UTC)
and I see this many times on interview, it seems that everytime Reia's talking about Jinguji he was like "oh yes ofc he knew it already but pls not here." XD
ミランダ (大丈夫): Reia&Jinchan: ♥faded_lace on October 26th, 2013 10:29 am (UTC)
Hahaha yes, totally. They're so cute ♥
☆miNt | ミント: Jrs ☆ reia hmbigbang_mint on October 26th, 2013 04:56 pm (UTC)
Reia: Predictably, if you want to go out and have fun, an amusement park is good, right?
Jinguji: Well, I'm a hare-otoko, so it's fine for me, but Kish-kun is an ame-otoko.✝✝✝ I wonder which one would win~

this part is also sounded like some ///code/// omg I'm sorry with my mind |D
ミランダ (大丈夫): Reia: love me?faded_lace on October 26th, 2013 10:37 pm (UTC)
Ahaha aww. Jinchan says don't go with him, go with me!
Tomoyuki_101tomoyuki_101 on October 27th, 2013 08:33 pm (UTC)
I hope kishi didn't waste all of his money to paid Juice XD , it's kinda tough live in hotel for a month hahahahaha XD
The part of "Kishi: Don't even worry about it. Whether it's a little rain or a huge typhoon, the sun will be shining in my heart ☆" then Jinguji broke him with "No way, if it was a typhoon, they'd shut down all the attractions and I definitely wouldn't come. " that's LOLso much XD . i love their way bullying Kishi on every interview. Oh Yes and Jingux Iwa moment going to make me crazy >////< both of you should declare your relationship though #kicked XD
Reia is a boy who couldn't life without technology XD owow Modern boy ne..
thanks for the translation ;)
ミランダ (大丈夫): Kishi&Fu: cuddlesfaded_lace on October 27th, 2013 08:36 pm (UTC)
Haha, I know. XD Poor Kishi, he's so slow. |D;;; It seems like he actually likes being picked on by them in the end, though...

You're welcome! Thanks for reading~
/yararanger on May 26th, 2014 01:05 am (UTC)
Reia: Would radio waves and stuff reach up there? Without a cell phone, wouldn't it be rough?

Jinguji: Here he is, the kid of modern times!

crying |D

also Genki and Jingu in bed awh, and silky smooth legs, and who the heck are you anyway Kishi /sobs quietly

Thank you for cheering me up |D
ミランダ (大丈夫): Kishi: (o u o)faded_lace on May 26th, 2014 01:13 am (UTC)
Jinguji is such an ass |D;;;

Genki making fun of him for his silky smooth legs lol and Kishi… poor child |D;;; He's so stupid, he can't be trusted to live alone.

You're welcome! ♥ Thanks for reading and commenting!