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21 April 2015 @ 08:37 pm
[translation] Inoo Sakubun 2015.4.14  
I've translated last Tuesday's Inoo Sakubun! He's so weird |D;;; This time he talks about his love of vinegar and how the logo for the Jweb got chosen. If you're interested, please read below the cut!

By the way, I translated the previous one here!



Translator's note: Inoo has a really particular way of writing J-web (pretty similarly to the way he talks; I don't know how noticeable it is to non-Japanese speakers, but he slurs his words together and uses a lot of slang); he doesn't use very much punctuation, uses a lot of slang, and generally doesn't write very 'formally.' I've done my best to capture the feeling of that here, but I'm not a professional translator or anything of the sort, so I'm sorry it's a bit rough around the edges!



Inoo Kei's short-term central serialization.
From a uniquely 'Inoo' point of view, he'll share various information about his activities and current state, as well as behind-the-scenes stories!

April 14th

How many days has it been since I updated?

Is my update late?

For that matter, just how long is a short-term serialization supposed to go~

I'm so curious ze*

"If you don't update, I'm just gonna do it myself for you!"
is what Chinen keeps saying, so I'm writing.

Also

From all the candidates for the 'Inoo Sakubun' logo, Chinen chose for me, so I totally owe him.

Thank you, Chinen-sama

Yesterday, I ate tantan-men** for dinner!
I didn't used to be able to eat spicy stuff, but recently I can

I like putting vinegar on stuff like an idiot lol

If you saw me while I was putting the vinegar on you'd probably start hating me. That's how much I put on.


If you eat too much vinegar is it bad for your body?
If it's bad for you, what am I gonna do.

It's got an aura of being good for you, but if you eat too much maybe it's bad, huh~

How do you even make vinegar anyway?

I've got no clue.

Is it really obvious?
I've got this image of like making it by fermenting grains and stuff, but maybe that's totally wrong…

I dunno, but I really like it, so I put a ton on and just ate vinegar and tantan-men without the broth~


Today's the 14th?

Oh, my drama is starting!
Tatakau! Shoten Girl

It starts from today!

Are you gonna watch?

I'm a worker in the bookstore so watch for me! Search for where I am in the background!
I'll be searching too!

Byebyyyyyyye!

Notes
* "ze" is a Japanese sentence-ender like "yo" or "ne," used mainly by men in an assertive way. The only reason I left it in here rather than translating it is because he literally wrote "ze" in English letters at the end of the Japanese sentence XD;

**Tantan-men (I left the Japanese name for the dish) is a type of Chinese noodles popular in Japan. It's delicious and I highly recommend it, but maybe not the way Inoo ate it. |D;


I don't know what to do with him |D;;; He's so cute… but so weird XD;
 
 
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britkit27: daiki grinbritkit27 on April 22nd, 2015 05:37 am (UTC)
I love these so much |D;; They're so.... random XD;; and so him. Oh, Inochan, what are we going to do with you <3 Though he has a good point about the vinegar, seriously, how is that made...

Also I will be loling forever at the image of Chinen being like IF YOU DON'T WRITE THE DAMN THING I'M GONNA DO IT FOR YOU |D;;
ミランダ (大丈夫): Chinen: musingfaded_lace on April 22nd, 2015 11:28 pm (UTC)
He's so random |D;;; wtf. But you know, there's this thing called google / yahoo… I know both you and he know how to use it… lol.

|D;
S: Inoo: pretty :)yomimashou on April 24th, 2015 03:25 am (UTC)
Oh Inoo XD I love his description of how you'd probably start hating him for how much vinegar he uses... it's so him. And probably accurate ahaha |D And I love "Thank you, Chinen-sama" XD;; These are so ridiculous and adorable~
ミランダ (大丈夫): Inoo: Pretty princess ♥faded_lace on April 25th, 2015 09:32 am (UTC)
It really is |D;;; He's so ridiculous, I just can't deal |D;;;