Warning: You may not recognize some of these characters, even if you've read. ^^;; No real spoilers, though.
1) Perceval Rousseau
2) Niles Christian
3) Pierre Reinard
4) Alice Johnson
5) Viorica Hirlea
6) Tatiana Reinard
7) Corinne Delancy
8) Algernon Mauvais
9) Eliana Esparanza
10) Cecile Marie Beaumont
11) Faustino Esparanza
12) Dragomir Hirlea
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Noooo. She might be hot if she wasn't a bitch. XD;
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
The world would explode. No, really.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
HahahahahahahahahaNO. Tatiana is married and Niles is gay. So that wouldn't work out. XD;
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Hm...Well, Cecile Marie is the Queen, so that might not work out, but, then again, I don't really see Viorica and Eliana, either. I guess I have to say Eliana and Viorica, because it could be like foreignshipping or something XD;
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Corinne walked in on Niles and Dragomir...hahahahahaha. She'd be scarred for life. XD;; Srsly. But I don't think she'd tell on them. She's too nice. XD;
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Ahahahahahaha. It would never happen in a thousand years. Like "Pierre starts having an affair with THE QUEEN!" XD;;; no. NEVERRRR.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah. No. Not really. I mean, to a degree, but in the creepy sort of way. XD;
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Um. *is too amused by the thought of Corinne semeing Dragomir*
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Ah. Hahaha. Alice raping Percy. Now that's a thought. Um...ALICE DOES LSD!
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Um...no. 4/5 mayyyyyyyyybe but I doubt it.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Um...no clue. She hasn't even shown up yet. XD;
If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
One of dem stalker songs. XD;
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
WARNING: THIS MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Niles + pickup line = FAIL XD;;
What is 6's super-secret kink?
Idiotic jerks, obviously. XD;
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
NOOOOO. wtf 11 is 9's 8 year old son.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Corinne, definitely, over Pierre. XD;;; Tatiana might have problems with that, though. XD;;
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
CRACK no one would read it or ever write it. XP; sorry.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
I would shoot myself for having allowed it to become canon.
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
Tatiana. She'd be pretty good if she was literate. XD;
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
YEZ OMG. Kidding. No, not really. XD; Cute, maybe, but not hot.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Um... Dragomir sends Algernon on a mission to go kill himself, because he hates him for messing with Niles' head. UNFORTUNATELY, Algernon won't kill himself. XP;
What is, or would be, 9's favorite book?
Some Spanish book. I don't even know that she can read. ;
For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?
Um...again, Viorica should room with Eliana. Instead of the Queen. BECAUSE I SAY SO.
2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They go to some awesome expensve restaurant because Niles can pay, and they discuss military stuff. Yeah. XD; And then Niles and Dragomir kick Corinne out so they can have a real date. XD;
3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
The Queen keels Pierre in like 2 seconds. XD;
If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Um...Percy is Algernon's most precious possession, so he would have to steal himself. XD;
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Um..."A tale of gender-equality, in which Pierre magically disappears off the face of the planet" XD;;; jk. I don't know what Dragomir most desires.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
ALICE DOES LSD. AGAIN! Either that or Algernon is like "yo, you two have to work together" and they would be be drooling over him enough to put up with one another. XD;
If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Dude, we'd be rocking out with awesome feminist stuff. Corinne rocks my socks. And I'd try on some of her men's clothes. XD;
If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
XDDDDD Um...fetch my socks! XD;; I dunno. Haha. Pierre.
Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (either in appearance or personality)?
Last time I checked, no one was an 8 year old boy. XD;
If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Viorica, because she's way cooler than Alice. Unless Alice ordered him, because she outranks him. XD;
What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"Long live the Queen"? XD; I don't know.
1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Um...Tatiana, because Percy would be polite about it and she's Dragomir's older sister, so she wins. XD;
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Viorica. XD;; Stalking. Definitely.
What is 6's secret?
She likes idiotic jerks? XD;
If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Um...Probably Faustino, because Eliana would let her son win.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Um...either, I guess. They're both pretty badass. Although maybe Corinne or Algernon, because I'd be afraid of him. XD;;
1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
um...again, crack. Nothing more. XD;
Yeah. XD; and for your information, I just put people arbitrarily in numbers far away from eachother so they'd be paired together. XD;